Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Overweight Blonde


An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for ...

Why can't blondes drive faster than 68?


Because at 69 they blow a rod...

Blond gettting a haircut


A blond was rollerblading with her headphones ...

Blonde Puzzle


John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, B...

banana factory


Q. Why did the blonde get fired from the banan...

Disneyland left


two blondes were on there way to disney land w...

2 dumb blondes


ok, so there are two blondes,walking down the ...

911


Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find t...

Blonds


A blond walks in to an electronic store. And p...

The blonde and her beer bottle


Q-What does the blonde and her beer bottle hav...

Confused


How do you confuse a blonde?
Stick her in a r...

Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde?


She wouldn't have been old enough to bear chil...

This would DEFINETLY be a bad day!


how can you tell if a blonde is having a bad d...

They think their picture is being taken.


A. Why do blondes always smile during lightnin...

Blondine


How many blonde jokes are there?


Just one.T...

Reds revenge


There is a red head hoping around town saying ...

Say When Giving Birth


Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth...

How does a psychic refer to a blonde?


How does a psychic refer to a blonde?


Light ...

Invetions by blonds


The Ice Cream Toaster

Blondes shouldnt rob banks!!


one day a blonde,a burnette,and a red head wer...

crash


How did the blonde explain how his helicopter ...

Blonde and the pop machine.


A blonde was standing in front of a pop machin...

But Im winning


You are such a dumb blonde that one day at luc...

Like Bowling Ball


Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in...

Bar


Two blondes walked into a bar, ya think one of...