Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Suicidal Blonde


One day a blonde woman was so fed up with all ...

Blonde on a roof


How do you get a blonde on a roof?
Tell her d...

Cruel firemen and the blonde


A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a b...

Blonde off a mountain?


Why did the blonde jump of the mountain?


She...

Buying a Refrigerator


A blonde walks into a store and goes over to l...

The Microwave


One day a blonde went into a store and asked t...

Bionde or the brunett?


Two people jump off a building who hits the gr...

Blonde Swim Race


A blonde a brunette and a redhead were in a sw...

It's mine


Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth...

Appliance Store


A blonde walks in to an appliance store and sa...

Micorave/TV


one day a blonde walks into a store and asks t...

First experience horse riding


A blonde decides to learn and try horse back r...

Kidnapping


One time a blonde was desperatly in need of mo...

Bloondeys


who do you kill a blond?


ancwer you put a s...

Why do blondes wash


Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? Be...

Blondes and Beer Bottles


What do blondes and beer bottles have in commo...

laugh twice


Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh...

Wrong Building


A blonde enters a library after a hard day at ...

100 blondes


What do ya get when ya line up 100 blondes ear...

The Tearful Bride...


The Tearful Bride...


A new young blonde bri...

17 days


Two young blonde women are sitting at a bar in...

Suicide Blonde


A Blonde came home one day from work and found...

Blonde at school


a blonde comes skipping home from school one d...

Circular room


How do you confuse a blonde ?Put her in a circ...