A blonde enters a library after a hard day at work. She casually
walks up to the librarian and says very loudly, "I would like a
Big Mac, fries, and a large Coke."
The librarian, only slightly amused, replies, "You're in a
library dear."
The blonde, feeling very embarrassed, lowers her voice to a
whisper and says, "Sorry, I would like a Big Mac, fries, and a
large Coke."
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