One day a blonde went into a store and asked the man walking
around if she could buy the Microwave on the third shelf. The
man smiled kindly and said... " im sorry, but i can't sell that
to you." When the blonde asked why not, he simply said...
"because you are a blonde!" Well, that blonde wanted the
microwave SO bad, that she dyed her hair and came back. He STILL
said no :(! And when the blonde asked why, he said it was
"because she was a blonde" So she dyed her hair black. Same
outcome. She dyed her hair red. Same outcome! So the blonde
asked the man how he knew that she was a blonde. He
answered...
"BECAUSE THAT AINT NO MICROWAVE!!!ITS A T.V.!!!!!!!"
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