Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

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Buxom Waitress


Q: What did the blonde customer say to the bux...

Blond and crocodile shoes!


A blonde walks into a shoe shop looking for so...

Disney World


Two blondes got in their car and went to Disne...

Blonde at the dentist


A blonde went to her dentist to get her teeth ...

Brunnetts


Blonde jokes are oneliners so brunnets can und...

magic mirror


A blonde,brunette and a redhead all step up to...

Waitress


What did the dumb blond say to the large breas...

Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her...


Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her d...

Blonde and Brunette Suicide Riddle


A blonde and a brunette jump of the Brooklyn B...

Time off


Two factory workers were talking.


"I think I...

Don't give us a bad name


There was a blonde driving down the road liste...

Nursery rhyme


Q: What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?


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Disney left


There were 3 blondes in a nice red sports car....

A Blonde At A Bar


A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day nex...

What do you call a r


What do you call a room full of blondes with P...

When blondes do puzzles


A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant cele...

Stranded


ok. there where three girls stranded on an isl...

Underwear


Why do blondes wear underwear?To keep their an...

Blonde Swims the english Channel


A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a...

Off the track


Two blondes were walking through the woods and...

How to:


How to keep an idiot busy for hours

Why did the blonde s


Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen ...

No Jello


Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?


A: They can'...