One time a blonde was desperatly in need of money so she decided to kidnap someone. One morning she was in her local park and she saw a young boy, she pulled him over to the tree and pined a note on his shirt that read, "Leave $10 000 in a plain brown bag by the big tree in the park by 6 am tommorrow, signed THE BLONDE."
She told the boy to run straight home taking no detours. The next morning the blonde found the bag filled with money. When she was leaving she saw a note in the bag, she opened it and it said, "Heres your money, How could you do this, (One Blonde to another)
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