A blonde walks in to an appliance store and says to the sales man Hi i would like to buy that Tv!
He Replies I'm sorry but i don't sell to blondes!
So she goes out and dyes her hair brown and then goes back to the store and says to the sales man Hi i would like to buy that Tv Please,
He says to her I'm sorry but i dont sell to blondes,
She looks at him and asks "how did you know that i was blonde?
He says because thats a microwave!
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