The world's leading scientists build a lie-detecting machine...
...so powerful that if you are detected to be l...
Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.
...so powerful that if you are detected to be l...
A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to ha...
A trucker is driving down a busy highway when h...
Wow, these are great binoculars!
A blonde was going on vacation to Paris and was...
Three women are getting executed by firing squa...
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please ...
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are trapped ...
They come across a lamp half buried in the sand...
..the 19th hole
Except blondes, they don't get it.
A girl came skipping home from school one day. ...
The lawyer keeps trying to get a blonde to play...
.. A cereal killer !
A blonde is standing in front of a gumball mach...
A blonde a brunette and a redhead are walking a...
The redhead is first, so they push her against ...
A blonde secretary was recently hired at an off...
One says to the other "Lost the other half?"
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So a blonde is looking for some work and is goi...
One... The rest are true stories.
How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?
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She blew my mind.
A blonde tells her husband 'I've been thinking'...
...saw a sign that said "Disneyland, Left", so ...