Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

The world's leading scientists build a lie-detecting machine...

...so powerful that if you are detected to be l...

Blonde walks into a...

A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to ha...

A trucker and a blonde.

A trucker is driving down a busy highway when h...

A blonde, brunette, and a red head walk into a bar

Wow, these are great binoculars!

A blonde goes to Paris

A blonde was going on vacation to Paris and was...

Blonde Execution

Three women are getting executed by firing squa...

Jigsaw Puzzle

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please ...

Blonde, Brunette, Redhead

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are trapped ...

A brunette, redhead, and blonde are all trapped on a deserted island.

They come across a lamp half buried in the sand...

Everyone enjoys blonde jokes.

Except blondes, they don't get it.

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A girl came skipping home from school one day. ...

A blonde and a lawyer are on a plane.

The lawyer keeps trying to get a blonde to play...

The blonde and the gumball machine

A blonde is standing in front of a gumball mach...

Learned this when I was eight, still one of my favorites.

A blonde a brunette and a redhead are walking a...

New Secretary At Work

A blonde secretary was recently hired at an off...

Two old guys in a supermarket wandering about, looking lost...

One says to the other "Lost the other half?"

...

So a blonde is looking for some work...

So a blonde is looking for some work and is goi...

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

Hoping there hasn't been one in a while, but blonde joke thread.

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

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Another blonde joke

A blonde tells her husband 'I've been thinking'...

A Blonde on her way to Disneyland...

...saw a sign that said "Disneyland, Left", so ...