Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde went to work...

Her boss found her crying in her office and wen...

Another Old Blonde Joke

A brunette yells to a blonde across a river, "H...

My favorite blonde joke

2 blondes are walking in the woods. The first b...

A blonde, brunette, and red-head are sitting on a bridge ...

... eating lunch. The brunette opens up her lun...

The Blonde and the Mechanic and her Neighbor

One day, a blonde was driving from her mothers ...

Old blonde joke.

A husband comes home to find his beautiful blon...

A stunning pregnant blonde

insisted on having a laparoscopic caeserian

First Class Blonde

A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde ...

The Blonde And The Lord

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen m...

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking!

Blondes and their belly buttons

Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

Blo...

How many blonde jokes exist?

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. Th...

Finally, a smart blonde joke.

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and...

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop ;D

Genie in a Bottle

A brunette is walking through the desert and co...

A group of blondes are chanting "31 days" in a bar...

so after awhile the bartender gets curious and ...

A beautiful blonde woman ...

... was pulled over by a policeman.

"Is there ...

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're...

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're...

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