Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Two blondes are at an CD store. One is buying a DVD.

Blonde 1: Oh, what's that DVD about?
Blonde 2: ...

A blind man goes into a restaurant...

A blind man goes into a restaurant and sits dow...

Guy walks into a bar.

Guy walks into a bar.
The bar is empty except f...

A blonde, brunette, and a red head... [OC]

So a blonde, brunette,and a red head are each f...

My favorite blonde joke.

A blonde was tired of all the abuse she receive...

Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

Because blonde boys aren't all that bright either.

Still the best blonde joke to date..

A brunette, a redhead, and a blond escape a bur...

A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator...

...and the bartender says, "Hey! Get that thing...

Blonde Co-Pilot

This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flyi...

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette..

are having their usual lunch of PB&J sandwiches...

A blonde is taking money out of an ATM,

when the blonde behind her in line says, "Ha! H...

Double dose (Blonde joke)

So, a blonde woman is driving down the road, sp...

3 blondes walk into a police station...

...looking for a job as a detective. They meet ...

Blonde Joke

A blonde fellow from New York City traveled to ...

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Blonde joke

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn i...

Blonde joke of the day

Q: What is the difference between a blonde, and...

Bubba n' Buford III

Bubba n' Buford jes left Texas A&M where they...

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

So there's this blonde...

and she's sick and tired of being stereotyped a...

A blonde and a brunette is sitting on a bench.

Out of nowhere, the brunette says: Look! A dead...