A blonde is standing in front of a gumball machine. She puts a quarter in and out pops a gumball. She puts another quarter in and out pops another gumball. She continues putting in quarters and receiving gumballs, which she piles up next to her on the floor.
Eventually a line of kids forms behind the blonde. After standing in line for 10 minutes, the kid behind the blonde taps her on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, miss, but what are you doing?"
And the blonde says, "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm *winning*!"
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