Learned this when I was eight, still one of my favorites.

A blonde a brunette and a redhead are walking along a fence on a beautiful sunny day. They are walking through some tall grass when the redhead finds a baseball sized rock.

"what should I do with this rock?" the redhead asks the other two.

"Throw it over the fence" they both reply.

So she throws it over the fence. They continue to walk through the tall grass when suddenly a little boy appears. He is sitting on a log and crying his eyes out.

"What's wrong buddy?" asks the trio.

"a rock came flying over the fence and killed my dog." the boy replied.

The trio consoled him and then moved on. They continued to walk when the brunette found a large stick on the ground.

"what should I do with it?" she asked.

"throw it over the fence." they replied.

So she threw it over the fence and they continued on. Not far ahead they see a young girl sitting on a large rock, and crying into her hands.

"What's the matter little girl?" they asked.

"well this big stick came flying over the fence and killed my kitten." replied the girl.

They stayed and consoled her and then continued on their way. A little later the blonde sees something on the ground.

"What's this?" asked the blonde as she picked it up.

"Its a grenade." they replied.

"what should I do with it?" asked the blonde.

"pull the pin and throw the grenade over the fence." they said.

So she pulled the pin and chucked it over the fence. They continued on and found a little boy laughing hysterically.

"what are you laughing about?" they asked him.

"well, we were eating beans for supper, and daddy farted and the house blew up."

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