Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

The blonde keeps sucking after you slap her.

A doctor, a businessman, and a pre-school teacher...

A doctor, a businessman, and a pre-school teach...

What do you call a blonde Jew?

Goldie Lox (my little sis just came up with thi...

lawyer vs the blonde

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each o...

Buying drinks at a bar

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a ...

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go s...

Why did the blonde have bruises on her belly button?

Blond guys aren't too smart either.

2 Brunettes and a Blonde

One dark and stormy night, 2 burnettes and a bl...

Blonde Jokes

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair...

21, 21, 21

A brunette is standing on some train tracks, ju...

A mailman is working his last day on a route he's been doing for 20 years

He gets to the first house and a man greets him...

Another blonde joke

So as many of you know in South America has opp...

A blonde goes to her gynecologist...



A blonde goes to her gynecologist and tells t...

Magic Mirror

A blackhaired woman, a brunette and a blonde ar...

A blonde goes to a electronics store...

and walks up to the sales associate and says, "...

Tonto and the Lone Ranger are walking up a mountain...

When all of a sudden they see a beautiful blond...

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Blondes At The Bus Stop.

Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.

A bus ...

How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?

When she can't find her pencil and there is a t...

Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

Use your lifeline

A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? ...

A blonde wearing large headphones walks into a hair salon

and sits down in the barber's chair. She asks f...