and sits down in the barber's chair. She asks for a quick trim, and the barber gets to work.
After a minute or two, the barber needs to remove the headphones to continue, and tries asking the woman to take them off. She cannot hear him, so he gives up and takes them off without permission - no response, so he keeps trimming.
Two minutes later, the woman drops dead. Stunned, the barber phones the police, and before they arrive, he has a listen in one ear of the headphones...
"...breathe in, breathe out...breathe in, breathe out..."
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