and walks up to the sales associate and says, "I would like to buy the TV in the corner."
The associate says, "Sorry ma'am, we don't serve blondes."
Furious, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair black. The next day, she returns to the store. She sees the same associate and says, "I would like to buy the TV in the corner."
He replies, "Sorry ma'am we don't serve blondes here."
Figuring the associate recognized her, the woman goes home and this time dyes her hair red. She returns to the store the following day. The previous associate isn't there and tells another associate, "I would like to purchase the TV in the corner."
The associate says, "Sorry ma'am, we don't serve blondes here."
The blonde says, "You have never seen me before, how do you know I'm blonde?!"
He responds, "That is not a TV, it's a microwave!"
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