What do you call a blonde in a BMW?
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Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.
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Three construction workers were at lunch one da...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided t...
A young blonde lady wants to buy a new Telev...
The year is 2001, and it's post-9/11. The Unite...
Tell them to pee in the corner of a silo
The body builder takes off his shirt and the bl...
... and says to him: "Doc, I am in total agony....
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a pag...
A blind man enters a bar, not knowing it's ladi...
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and...
A blonde cop pulls over a blonde speeder. "Can...
Someone told her drinks were on the house.
Give her a knife and ask her who is the prettie...
...when the pilot says over the speakers- *Ping...
Jenny, a blonde girl came skipping home from sc...
...and the cop says, "license and registration,...
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascina...
because she was following her seeing eye chicken
...where people jump off, and land in a pool of...
A blond runs into an old friend from high schoo...
were driving down a desert road when the car ru...
A blonde goes into a doctor and asks for help w...
There were 3 people Stuck On An Island.
A Brune...
On the ride the lawyer gets a little borde, he ...