Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

The Three Construction Workers

Three construction workers were at lunch one da...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money,

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided t...

Blonde tries to buy a TV.




A young blonde lady wants to buy a new Telev...

The FBI and the Blonde

The year is 2001, and it's post-9/11. The Unite...

How do u confuse a blonde

Tell them to pee in the corner of a silo

The Bodybuilder

The body builder takes off his shirt and the bl...

A blonde visits her doctor...

... and says to him: "Doc, I am in total agony....

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a pag...

Ladies Night

A blind man enters a bar, not knowing it's ladi...

Who doesn't enjoy a blonde joke

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and...

A blonde cop pulls over a blonde speeder

A blonde cop pulls over a blonde speeder. "Can...

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

How do u kill a blonde ?

Give her a knife and ask her who is the prettie...

A blonde woman is in a plane bound for Toronto...

...when the pilot says over the speakers- *Ping...

Blonde schoolgirl

Jenny, a blonde girl came skipping home from sc...

A blonde gets pulled over for speeding…

...and the cop says, "license and registration,...

How does this name fit?

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascina...

Why did the blind blonde cross the road

because she was following her seeing eye chicken

So there's this magical mountain...

...where people jump off, and land in a pool of...

The blond with the ten kids

A blond runs into an old friend from high schoo...

A Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead...

were driving down a desert road when the car ru...

MY Favorite blonde joke

A blonde goes into a doctor and asks for help w...

Blonde

There were 3 people Stuck On An Island.
A Brune...

A blonde is sitting by a lawyer on a plane ride.

On the ride the lawyer gets a little borde, he ...