...and the cop says, "license and registration, please."
The blonde replies, "I have my registration, but I don't have my license."
The cop then asks, "how can you prove who you are?"
So the blonde pulls out a mirror, looks at her reflection, and says, "yep, that's me."
She hands the mirror to the cop, and the cop says, "I didn't know you were a cop!"
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