Ladies Night

A blind man enters a bar, not knowing it's ladies night. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls quiet.

In a deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde woman.

2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.

3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.

5. The woman to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah ... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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