On the ride the lawyer gets a little borde, he notices the blonde sitting beside him looking the same way.
So he taps on the blonde's shoulder and asked her "do you want to play a game?"
The blonde knowing he was a lawyer with his briefcase and suit; gives a sigh and said "I think I'd rather rest"
So the lawyer says "ok" and leaves here alone. About a few minutes later the lawyer gets a Idea! He taps the blond on the shoulder again, and says "Let me tell you how this game goes."
The blonde with little interest says "I guess I can listen to the game." So the Lawyer explains the game" I will ask you a question if you don't get it right then you give me 5 dollars; then you ask the question and if I can't guess it I will give you 500 dollars."
The blonde thinks for a few seconds and says "ok I'll play"
The lawyer happy as ever asks the question first, quickly he asks her "what's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
The blonde sits there for a few seconds, then reaches in her purse, pulls out 5 dollars and gives it to him. So the lawer says "your turn".
The blonde then asks "what goes up a hill with 4 legs, and goes back down with 3?" The lawyer, trying to think of everything, finally gives up, reaches in his wallet, and gives her 500 dollars.
The lawyer stumped on what the answer was, to her question, finally asks "What was the answer to your question?"
The blonde reaches in her purse pulls out 5 dollars, and gives it to the lawyer.
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