Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Santa, Tooth Fairy, easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde..

are all around a $100 bill, who gets it? The du...

A blonde visited a bar...

A blonde visited a bar for the first time, sat...

A blonde goes into a bank...

...to withdraw some money. The clerk asks her:
...

A blonde is pulled over by a police officer...

"May I see your License Ma'am?"


"You know y...

Two blondes with horses...

Two blonds who loved horse riding had been begg...

The lady heard that her blonde friend...

...was in the hospital, so she paid her a visit...

A blonde was on a jet...

...and midway through the flight, the pilot ann...

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A man goes to a bar and notices a fairly attrac...

A blonde comes into work crying...

As she sets down at her desk, her boss comes ov...

Two blonde girls...

...were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: D...

5 blonds walk into a bar...

The group is cheering, smiling, and chanting "3...

A old man goes into confession

"Father, all my life I've been faithful, but la...

A blond and a red head are stuck on an island….

the red head decides to swim for shore thinking...

How do you know when...

... a blonde has been using the computer?
There...

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at him/her!

So this blonde walks in to a computer store...

... and says to the employee; have you got any ...

Two blonde girls driving in the country side,

Suddenly, they see another blonde girl in the m...

Blonde Joke

Why did the blonde girl have bruises around her...

A genie appears to a blonde woman

A genie appears to a blonde woman and offers he...

A blonde and a lawyer

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each o...

A gorgeous young redhead goes to the doctor

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's...

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's...