As she sets down at her desk, her boss comes over and asks her whats wrong.
Blonde: my mother just died.
Boss: Please, go home, you of course can take time to grieve and take care of anything.
Blonde: No I want to distract myself today.
Later that day the boss walks past the blonde's desk and sees her crying again.
Boss: OK, I am tell you to go home, your mother dying is serious, go take care of yourself please.
Blonde: This isn't about my mother, I just talked to my sister and HER mother died too!
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