...was in the hospital, so she paid her a visit. She found her sitting up in bed with both ears heavily bandaged.
"What in the world happened to you?" she asked.
"It was the craziest thing," said the blonde. "I was ironing some clothes when the phone rang. Without thinking I picked up the iron, pressed it to my ear, and said 'Hello'?"
"How awful! But... what happened to your other ear?"
"I had to call the ambulance, didn't I?"
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