The Late Wife (@midnite)

A man goes to a bar and notices a fairly attractive woman. He stares at her for a very long time and she begins to become concerned. Was he crazy? Did he know her from somewhere? She tried to pass it off but an hour later the man had yet to shift his gaze. A little drunk, and stricken with 'courage', she crosses the room
"Is there a problem?"
The man, taken aback, replies "is there?"
"You've been staring at me all night!" She exclaims.
"I apologize. It's just you remind me of my late wife. The curl of your blonde hair, the intensity of your eyes..." The man stops briefly, smiling as her frown began to melt "even the way you look when you're mad at me."
Needless to say, an hour later they were at his place, making passionate love, when the man hears footsteps down the hall. He whispers into her ear:
"Quick, hide, before my wife catches us!"
The woman, irrate, screams "I THOUGHT YOUR WIFE WAS DEAD?"
As the wife enters the room, the man explains. "I said she was late. Today she happened to be early."