Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

[Blonde Joke] So this guy's helping a blonde fix her turn signals...

He has the lady go to the back of the car to lo...

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw bananas at her.

Why did the blonde woman have bruises around her belly button?

Because blonde guys arent that smart either...

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A Blonde and a Red head go out for dinner

While waiting for their dinner they decide to w...

A blonde goes to see a basketball game for the first time.

After watching for a while, she believes she ge...

Please don't get me wrong, but I like to see people dying

Seeing their hair become blonde is really awesome.

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like [this](...

Stupid people fearing

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline...

A blonde gets on an airplane

and sits down in the first class section of th...

Three blondes are walking through the woods...

They come across a pair of tracks.

The first ...

Flabbergasted

I was about to lay this blonde chic i met until...

How do you kill a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom o...

Lets share blonde jokes

Howdo you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ...

The Kindergartener

A girl came skipping home from school one day. ...

A blonde goes into a store to buy a TV

She immediately sees one that, when turned on, ...

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.

She didn't panic however, because she remembere...

Blonde gets lost in a snowstorm...

She didn't panic however because when she was y...

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A blonde went into an internet cafe to send a m...

New bikes for "clever" engineers.

Mike, an engineer, rides his new bike to his fr...

A brunette and a blonde are stranded on an island.

Suddenly, a magical genie appears to them. He s...

This one is new in the market..

Sometimes blonde jokes are so blonde..