(This joke is translated)
There was a town, a nice peaceful town, but this town was inhabited solely by blondes.
There was a serious issue plaguing this town, a giant hole in the ground, and every day people would fall victim to it.
It wasn't too deep, but deep enough that people would be seriosly injured, and many would die.
The blonde community had had enough! They called a meeting with all the smartest people in the town to come up with a solution.
One of the wisest and smarted men said, "We should have an ambulance parked at the hole at all times, so when someone falls in, we can get them to the hospital much faster".
So this was done, and yet it only made a small difference, many were dying every week.
The town had another meeting, this time the wise men suggested the road to the hospital be cleared, and kept empty, to reduce the time to get there.
Again, this was done, and still.. too many lives were being lost.
The town had to take drastic action! The loss of lives was too great.
They came up with a solution they all agreed on. They would build a hospital next to the hole, and demolish the old one.
The wisest and most intelligent man in the town suddenly spoke.
He had been silent all the past meetings.
He said, "Do you seriously plan on destroying the hospital and building a new one? That would cost an absurd amount of money to do. There is a much simpler solution!
We simply fill up the hole.... and dig another one next to our current hospital."
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