Jewish Cowboy

I got on a bus and sat down next to a beautiful blonde woman. She was crying, so I asked her what was the matter.

"I just left my psychiatrist, and he doesn't know what to do with me," she said.

"Well what's wrong?" I asked.

"Why would I tell you, we just met!"

"Sometimes is good to tell your problems to a random stranger on a bus."

So she looked out the window for a second and then turned to me and said, "I'm a nymphomaniac and I'm only attracted to jewish cowboys. By the way, I'm Diane."

So I looked at her and I said, "Hello Diane, I'm Bucky Goldstein."