And they spot 3 hand grenades on someone's front porch. Panicking, they grab the grenades and agree to go to the police station to report them.
As they're about halfway to the police station, the first blonde turns and asks, "What do we do if one of these explodes?" The second blonde turns to him and says, "That's alright, we'll just tell the cops that we only found two of them."
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