Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

3 people are being chased by the cops.

1 is a brunette, 1 is a redhead and 1 is a dumb...

I was visiting my blonde friend, who just adopted two new dogs...

I asked her what their names were.
She respond...

So there's a blonde, Burnett, and a red head.

So there is a blonde, brunett, and a red head a...

A blonde asks her brunette friend...

... "Didn't you get an HIV test last week?"

"Y...

A blonde walks in to a store

She says to the owner, "I'd like to buy that TV...

So this blonde, rabbi, and priest walk in to a bar...

...and the bartender says, "what is this, some ...

So a blonde was trying to sell her car..

Unfortunately, her car had over 200,000 miles o...

Blonde Joke

There's this blonde. She gets on a plane and si...

Blonde joke

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each o...

So how do you confuse a blonde Redditor?

[Answer](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments...

Blonde Joke

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl bi...

How do you get a blonde on a roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on a road trip...

...and they stop at a gas station to use the re...

A blonde was driving a bit too fast, and was pulled over by a female blonde cop

A blonde was driving a bit too fast, and was pu...

Airplane

Three guys are in an airplane. The first takes ...

A blond and a brunette are sitting on a porch...

The brunette looks out and sees her husband app...