Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A (Smart) Blonde Offers Collateral For A Loan...

A blonde woman walks into a Manhattan bank and ...

Did you hear about the blonde who tried the Dr. Scholls footmapping machine?

She was disappointed to learn she'd gained 300 ...

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are trapped in a dungeon.

The only way for them to escape is to walk up s...

Blonde flying to Houston, TX

A blonde hops on a flight to Houston, TX. She s...

Buy a used car, get a blonde bombshell.

Charlie was out to break his all used car sales...

A blonde walks into a hair salon.

A blonde woman walks into a hair salon wearing ...

Three women walked into a bar.

Three women, a redhead, a brunette, and a blond...

Two sisters and a bull

Two sisters, one is blonde and one is brunette,...

The circle

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She ...

Five Blondes and a blind man..!

A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to ...

Why do blondes have big belly buttons?

Their boyfriends are also blonde.

[A joke I he...

Head and Shoulders

There are two women in an elevator. One blonde,...

Stupid Blonde Jokes

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes a...

A blonde, a red head and a brunette are at the OB-GYN...

..the read head says to the brunette, "I'm havi...

A husband a wife were driving through Louisiana.

As they approached Natchitoches, they started a...

So a blonde rips a particularly fragrant fart

Some buddy says "k there, that smells like **di...

The River

A blonde and a brunette are standing on opposit...

A blonde was speeding down the highway...

A blonde was speeding down the highway and didn...

Three Blondes

Three blondes are hiking in the woods when they...

Another blonde joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are hiding...

During a recent password audit ...

... it was found that a blonde was using the fo...