...and they stop at a gas station to use the restroom.
The guy behind the counter hands them the key and says, "Now you'll have to go in one at a time since there's only one toilet, and be careful; the mirror is magical. If you look into it and say something true, a million dollars will come out! If you say something false, however, you'll get sucked in and be trapped forever..."
They're skeptical, but head towards the bathroom regardless. The brunette goes in first. On her way out she glances in the mirror and decides it's worth a try. She looks in and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."
A million dollars falls out of the mirror!
She runs out of the bathroom and shows her friends. The redhead rushes in and moves straight to the mirror. She states, "I think I'm the smartest woman in the world."
A million dollars falls out of the mirror!
After showing her money to the other two ecstatically, the blonde swiftly moves into the bathroom and stands in front of the mirror. Gazing deep inside, she begins, "I think..."
She gets sucked in.
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