She says to the owner, "I'd like to buy that TV please."
The owner says, "Sorry, no blondes allowed."
The next day the blonde goes back with a brown wig on and says to the owner, "I'd like to buy that TV please."
And the owner says, "Sorry, no blondes allowed."
The next day the blonde goes back with a black wig on and says to the owner, "I'd like to buy that TV please."
And the owner says, "Sorry, no blondes allowed."
"How do you know I'm a blonde?" The blonde asks.
And the owner says, "Because that isn't a TV, it's a microwave."
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