Three women, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walked into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, there is a magic mirror in the back the will grant wishes, but only if you tell the truth. If you lie, you will disappear forever."
"Let's go to the back then." says the brunette.
They arrive in the back and the brunette starts to say her wish. "I think I would like to have a loving husband." A loving husband appears and the two leave the bar.
The redhead says "I think I would like to have a sports car." A sports car appeared and the redhead went on out of the bar.
The blonde then went up to the magic mirror and said "I think," and she disappeared forever.
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