A blonde woman walks into a hair salon wearing a big pair of headphones. She sits down and the stylist asks her if she would take the headphones off so he can cut her hair. The blonde says "no, sorry, the headphones have to stay".
He replies "Are you sure? I can't really give you a good hair cut with those on your head" to which the blonde answers "nope, the headphones have to stay on".
The stylist shrugs and begins the haircut. After a while, the blonde falls asleep in the chair and the stylist thinks to himself "Ah, this is perfect, I'll gently take her headphones off without waking her up and she'll be thrilled when she wakes up with a superb haircut!".
He takes the headphones off and finishes the haircut, which looks great. He taps the woman on the shoulder to wake her up but there's no response. He checks her pulse and sure enough, the blonde is dead.
Panicking, he slowly picks up the headphones and listens to what's playing: "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out."
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