Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde and a redhead

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have ...

Blonde walks up to a river...

And sees another blonde over the river. She yel...

The clear coast

A married couple is in bed asleep when the phon...

There was a Brunette , Redhead and a blonde getting ready for Execution.

The Brunette was marched to her final place, th...

Be careful what you ask for!

A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one...

A blonde in labor walked into a pizza shop

because the the delivery was free.

A blonde lady needs cash..

A blonde lady is in need of some extra cash, so...

A blonde woman's first day at live software support..

She was giving help to customers through live c...

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Because she can't find the eleven.

BLONDE'S APPENDICITIS

A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she go...

Actress commits suicide

Person A: Did you hear about that actress that ...

A Mathematician and an Engineer...

A mathematician and an engineer are standing ab...

Dumb Blonde Joke

A man wanted to prove that blondes were not dum...

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a s...

Blonde at the Superbowl

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super B...

Blonde Betrayal

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to rais...

A blonde comes home from school and says

"Mummy, mummy, all the other girls in my class ...

A young blonde comes home from school

A young blonde comes home from school and asks ...

A blonde goes into a nearby store

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a cl...

The Anti-Blonde Joke

A blonde living NYC goes to a bank to get a $10...

A blond goes to Target

A blonde was shopping at Target &
came across a...