Buy a used car, get a blonde bombshell.

Charlie was out to break his all used car sales that month with his new promotion. A large sign in his window announced: "A Blonde Bombshell Free With Each Used Car". A delighted young teen walked in, plunked down a pile of cash and drove away with his new blonde.
He parked on a country road and after kissing for a few minutes the young stud stated that he would like to get fucked.
The blonde shook her head before saying, "That happened when you bought the car".

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