A Blonde Takes a Test
The professor notices a blonde student flipping...
Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.
The professor notices a blonde student flipping...
Didn't notice the first time how odd it was tha...
were lining up to check-in to a hotel.
Clerk: ...
The blonde said to the elephant, "If the puffer...
After the shipwreck, they wake up at a deserted...
Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes? it giv...
During a recent at a University password audit,...
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, s...
As they are stuck on the island, one of the gir...
and explains that she is unable to drink coffee...
Not being any bridge, they have to get past it ...
A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says...
To look for the lowest prices.
One blonde yells to the other
"How do I get t...
Why did the blonde get so excited after she fin...
when the ladies duck into the proverbial farmho...
...The bartender says, "What is this, some kind...
The red head brings a deck of cards, to keep he...
the dad tells her daughter "Look a dead bird!"
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To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child an...
She says to herself "Oh no not again."
No, that's it. That's the joke.
They had great seats right behind their team's...
"A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowst...
One stops sucking when you slap it and the othe...