Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A Blonde Takes a Test

The professor notices a blonde student flipping...

Watching Avatar again

Didn't notice the first time how odd it was tha...

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde...

were lining up to check-in to a hotel.

Clerk: ...

A blonde was having a conversation with an elephant, a pufferfish, and a fox...

The blonde said to the elephant, "If the puffer...

Three blondes are lost after a shipwreck...

After the shipwreck, they wake up at a deserted...

blonde joke

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes? it giv...

my new password

During a recent at a University password audit,...

Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?

A: Because every time they stopped the clock, s...

Blonde, Brunette, And Redhead stuck on an island

As they are stuck on the island, one of the gir...

A blonde walks into the doctors

and explains that she is unable to drink coffee...

Brunette goes to the doctor

A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says...

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake

One blonde yells to the other

"How do I get t...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are running from the cops...

when the ladies duck into the proverbial farmho...

A priest, a rabbi, a horse, and a blonde walk into a bar...

...The bartender says, "What is this, some kind...

A blonde and her dad are walking down the street...

the dad tells her daughter "Look a dead bird!"
...

A blonde walks into a library...

No, that's it. That's the joke.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

They had great seats right behind their team's...

Blondes & Snow.

"A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowst...

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

One stops sucking when you slap it and the othe...