As they are stuck on the island, one of the girls notices that, in the distance, there is some continental land.
The Redhead decides to swim, saying she could make it. She swims for about an hour before succumbing to exhaustion and drowning at five miles.
The Brunette waits, think she sees a boat, and decides to swim out to meet it. About four or five hours into her swim, she realizes that there is no boat, gives up, and drowns at about thirteen miles.
The blonde, not having anyone to talk to, decides that the other selfish notches left her there, so she swims towards the mainland. She sees a few spots where some birds were flying in circles and thinks nothing of it.
After about six hours of swimming, she gets tired, and swims back. She was two miles from the mainland.
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