Three blondes are lost after a shipwreck...

After the shipwreck, they wake up at a deserted island. They don't know what to do, tired and hungry, when one of them find a shining object lying on the beach. It is a golden lamp.

After a couple of hours, one of the blondes has the idea to rub the lamp. Surprisingly, a genie appears. "You have three wishes", he says to the blondes. After noticing that they are blondes, he completes "That is one wish for each".

The first blonde says "I wish a was smart enough to get out of this island." The genie says "Done" and the blonde transforms in a red-headed. "I remember that I know how to swim!", she yells, as she jumps on the ocean and swims back home.

The second blonde says "I wish to be even smarter then the first one!". The genie says "Sure, why not?" and the blonde feels her hair turning black, as she transforms in a brunette. Then, she gathers some wood, build a raft and set sail to the continent.

The third blonde says "I wish to be smarter than both." The genie says "Ok, you're the boss". The blonde feels her whole body changing, as she transforms in a man. Then, he enters a car and drive by the bridge, to home.

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