A Blonde and a brunette were sitting down watching tv... The blonde sits in her chair casually taking a sip of her drink. The brunette is sitting in her chair watching the 7 o'clock news, the brunette see's a distraught fellow threatening to commit suicide, the poor fellow jumps from an apartment window. The brunette watches in horror "Did you see that" the brunette says to the blonde, the blonde says "what?", brunette replies... "That poor fellow that just jumped from the building", the blonde hesitates to answer... with a puzzled look on her face, the brunette asks the blonde "What's wrong?", the blonde turns around to the brunette and says... "But... yeah i saw that man jump from the building earlier this afternoon, i didn't think that he would jump twice."
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