A blonde got really tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom.
As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, *"I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!"*
Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe.
The husband said, *"I thought you were hanging yourself."*
She said, *"Yes, I am!"*
The husband replied, *"Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?"*
She said, *"I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."*
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