Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Funny Jokes

1. Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give yo...

A Blonde a Brunnette and a Redhead are Windowcleaners eating lunch.

So a blonde a brunnette and a redhead are windo...

A blonde hurried into the

emergency room late one night with the tip
Of ...

Breast Stroke

A blonde, a red head and a brunette were compet...

Trophy Wife

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower s...

Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?

Because every time they stopped the clock, she ...

Householding problems

A blonde, a black man and a chinese kid are in ...

I WON A MOTOR HOME!

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee an...

What's the similarity between a blonde and a tornado?

In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and b...

Blonde goes to the salon.

A blonde walked into a salon wearing huge headp...

Two blondes on either side of a raging river

Two blondes are on either side of a raging rive...

After a really good party

After a really good party a man walks into a ba...

How do you get a blonde on your roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.

Jigsaw puzzle time record

"Honey, I made the record for solving a jigsaw ...

A blonde woman was trying to do a Jigsaw Puzzle

She got very frustrated that she struggling so...

how do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

The Cure for Dandruff

One afternoon a blonde and a brunette are sitti...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the desert.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter a des...

The blonde girl.

Jenny, a blonde girl, came skipping home from s...

One day, a blonde and a brunette are sitting together for lunch.

The brunette sets a thermos on the table, and t...

A blonde went to buy 2 bananas

The seller told her that he didn't have change ...

Blonde's sleeping pill

An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in ...

Blonde Joke

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that co...

A Blonde Orders a Cake

For her son's surprise birthday, a blonde calls...