Funny Jokes
1. Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give yo...
Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.
1. Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give yo...
So a blonde a brunnette and a redhead are windo...
emergency room late one night with the tip
Of ...
A blonde, a red head and a brunette were compet...
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower s...
Because every time they stopped the clock, she ...
A blonde, a black man and a chinese kid are in ...
A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee an...
In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and b...
A blonde walked into a salon wearing huge headp...
Two blondes are on either side of a raging rive...
After a really good party a man walks into a ba...
Tell her drinks are on the house.
"Honey, I made the record for solving a jigsaw ...
She got very frustrated that she struggling so...
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe
One afternoon a blonde and a brunette are sitti...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter a des...
Jenny, a blonde girl, came skipping home from s...
The brunette sets a thermos on the table, and t...
The seller told her that he didn't have change ...
An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in ...
There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that co...
For her son's surprise birthday, a blonde calls...