Two blondes from the city

So two blondes live together in the city and have been itching for a new life. They seek a rural and country lifestyle and want to own a farm.

The first blonde pitches to the other the idea of starting a real farm, with a bull as their first animal, for which to plow the fields they're sure to own.

The second blonde enjoys the idea, but mentions she can't leave also to go in search for a bull for financial reasons, having to save up money to be able to purchase the farm. However, she gives the first blonde $500 dollars to buy the bull, confident it will be enough money.

So the first blonde sets off for the country and happens upon a farm selling exactly what she is looking for.

She asks the nice woman how much the bull will cost and the woman says, "$499, final offer."

Ecstatic, the blonde hands over the $500 and is returned $1 exactly.

She realizes that having a bull in tow, on route home, would prove more difficult than traveling alone to the country. This was a time before cell phones and she was at a loss of what to do.

She manages to find a post office and wants to send her fellow blonde a letter. She asks how much a letter to the city would be, and the clerk says, "It's free but I charge a dollar a word, sweety."

The blonde thinks for a moment and says, "just write: Comfortable." She gives the address and the letter is sent.

and sure enough her blonde friend shows up a day later, knowing to Come For The Bull.