Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde and a lawyer are sitting next to one another on a long flight.

Bored, and thinking he could have some fun with...

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.

A young blonde woman is distraught because she ...

What do you call a smart blonde?

A Labrador retriever

Blonde Nailing

A blonde is hammering a nail into a wall to put...

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3:
One holds the light bulb, and the other two ...

Blonde Jokes... duh

So 4 blonde friends after graduating college de...

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

A blonde walks in to find her boyfriend cheating on her....

* Blonde: Why?!
* Boyfriend: I CAN EXPLAIN!
* B...

The boy with no ears.

Three lovely young girls, redhead, brunette, an...

A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator...

And a short man with dandruff gets on and then ...

Why do brunettes make up so many blonde jokes?

So that they have something to do on Saturday n...

Why was the redhead in so much pain?

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s...

Two Ditzy blondes...

A ditzy blonde is driving 80 mph down the highw...

another about blonde

knock knock..
-who's there..
-me!
-....me?

Three blondes are in an elevator

Three blondes are in an elevator when the eleva...

Three blondes are stuck on a desert island...

Three blonde women are stuck on a desert island...

Three women break out of prison...

..a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They hea...

Another blonde joke.

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided t...

A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket...

...when he notices that the rather dishy blonde...

When the blonde found out her toaster wasn't water proof, she was shocked

When the blonde found out her toaster wasn't wa...