Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A Dumb blonde is pulled over by a cop...

He says: You were going 95km/h.

The dumb blond...

Two blondes were on a plane flying from London to New York

An hour into the flight, a loud explosion was h...

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in.
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A man has lost his wife...

...in a shopping mall. He looks all over for he...

Hiding From Cops

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running ...

Lawyer and Blonde

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each ...

American Football and the Blonde - Emailed from my mom

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first f...

we don't sell to blondes

A blonde goes to an electronic store and asks t...

A blonde enters a library

She goes up to the librarian and says "I will h...

News for the boss

Blonde girl was crying.

Boss asked what was wr...

A blonde drives into a mechanic...

to have her car serviced.

The mechanic immedi...

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a...

A blonde decides to try horseback riding

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even ...

The State Mental Hospital Hotline

Hello and thank you for calling the State Menta...

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Why are blonde jokes always short?

So that men can understand them.

How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

A joke for blondes

English is not my language but I hope I'll get ...

Two blonde girls are heading to Disneyland...

While driving they see a sign "Disney Left". Th...

Three blondes get stuck in an elevator

They start panicking and one of the blonde scre...