A Dumb blonde is pulled over by a cop...
He says: You were going 95km/h.
The dumb blond...
Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.
He says: You were going 95km/h.
The dumb blond...
because the doctor advised her to "eat light"
because it said "CONCENTRATE"
An hour into the flight, a loud explosion was h...
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in.
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...in a shopping mall. He looks all over for he...
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running ...
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each ...
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first f...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each o...
A blonde goes to an electronic store and asks t...
She goes up to the librarian and says "I will h...
Blonde girl was crying.
Boss asked what was wr...
to have her car serviced.
The mechanic immedi...
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even ...
Hello and thank you for calling the State Menta...
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me o...
So that men can understand them.
The telephone rang while she was ironing.
English is not my language but I hope I'll get ...
Reese Witherspoon?
No with her fork!
While driving they see a sign "Disney Left". Th...
They start panicking and one of the blonde scre...