Blonde Jokes... duh

So 4 blonde friends after graduating college decide to start a business together. After much debate they decide to move to New York City an open a mechanic shop. Being opened for more than a month the do not get any customers. Why?

Because they open the shop at the 10th floor of the Newly constructed One world tower.

Since the initial plan failed, they decide to buy a taxi as its a good business and has good money. They turn on the "For Hire" sign but still do not get any customers. Why?

No place for customers to sit as they are occupying all the seats.

After driving for a while the taxi breaks down. They spot a mechanic shop close by but are not able to push the car to the the shop. Why?

Two where pushing from the front and two from the back. :P

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