Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde calls up her friend

Blonde - can you help me, I can't log into my c...

Another blonde joke

Two blondes were analyzing some tracks. The fir...

What does a blonde have if her brain is the size of a pea.

Encephalitis, and possibly a medical miracle.

A cowboy is walking naked down main street...

and the sheriff came driving by and saw him. BW...

The Blonde and the Earbuds

A blonde regularly sits in the office with a pa...

Blonde buys a TV

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and f...

A blonde joins a Mexican cartel

The cartel sends her to Colombia to get coke an...

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

Sugar

A blonde would wake up every morning, go into t...

Blondes...not always dumb.

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each o...

Everyone loves a blonde joke....

A young blonde woman is distraught because she ...

3 ladies at work (yes it's yet another Blonde joke)

Three ladies all work in the same office with t...

Happy Friday - Blonde Joke :)

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a ...

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when ...

Did you hear about the blonde identical twins?

They couldn't tell each other apart.

Blonde & Brunette go to a movie

they're watching the movie and there's a part o...

A brunette, red head, and blonde are taken hostage on a tropical island...

"Any last words?" They ask the brunette while p...

What's blonde and intelligent?

A golden retriever

A blonde is working as a chef at a restaurant

Her food is good, and the restaurant enjoys suc...

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

You pull the pin and throw it back.

3 blondes on a hike found some tracks in the woods...

Blonde girl one said "These are wolf tracks."
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