A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other

A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table.

Bartender says, 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.'

Naked lady says "uh..yeah actually, what makes you say that?"

Bartender says, 'um..you know actually i really dont know...its liek, for a second, I felt lke i was a bartender in a joke'

Naked lady says 'weird, anyway, I will have a drink, is it ok for me to let my dog run around in here?'

Bartender says, 'Yeah, no problem, what can I get you?'

Naked lady says 'what real ales do you have? anything local?'

Bartender says, 'Well, we have Otters delight, it's brewed just 8 miles from here, so pretty local!'

Naked lady says, 'oh cool, ok, that will do for me' and lays the salami down on the bar.

Bartender says 'There you go, that will be 3.20 please'

Naked lady says 'um..ok..one, two three and theres the 20, cheers!'

Bartender says 'Hey that's one large salami'

Naked lady says.....................................'THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!'

discovered in a 3 year old askreddit thread and made me laugh heartily.

credit to /u/Mcready

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/yykyd/can_anyone_come_up_with_the_end_of_the_a_naked/c5zymvw