The boy with no ears.

Three lovely young girls, redhead, brunette, and a blonde, are on holiday and looking for digs. Spotting a boarding house, they ask the landlady if she as a vacancy. Yes she says you can stay, but can I just say that my son as no ears and is very self-conscious about it so please don't mention it. OK they all say, next morning at breakfast, the redhead feeling sorry for the lad says, lovely head of hair you have there, look after it by washing and brushing everyday, the lad beams. The brunette says my word your teeth are the best I've seen, look after them, lovely smile you've got. The blonde not to be outdone says, lovely blue eyes you've got, the girls will be falling in love with you. Look after them because if owt goes wrong with them, you've nothing to balance glasses on!