A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a plane and the lawyer suggests a little game to pass the time. They'll take turns asking questions. If she can't answer, she gives him $5. If he can't answer, he gives her $50.
So he asks her "What's 5*95?" She hands him $5.
She then asks him, "What goes up with two legs and comes down with three legs?" He can't answer, so he hands her $50.
He then says to her, "Wait. What's the answer to your question?"
Without a word, she hands him $5.
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