A joke for blondes

English is not my language but I hope I'll get it right.
So, it's the 1st intelligence championship for blondes. The stadium is packed with enthusiastic blondes and the runner up who has eliminated all other blonde contestants is ready for the question that will win her the title. The question is: what is the sum of 5 + 8. The countdown starts and we can see she is really struggling and at the end answers 12. The host goes all "Oh, no, that was so close" but the whole stadium starts chanting "give her one more chance". So they do give her one more chance. The question is: what is the sum of 5 + 7. Again, she struggles and at the end answers 13. The host goes all "oh, no, that was so close" but the whole stadium again starts chanting "give her one more chance". So they do. The question this time is: what is the sum of 5 + 5. She is really struggling and finally answers 10. The host goes "yes, you did it" and the whole stadium chants "give her one more chance".

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